Last night I woke up sweating. It wasn’t from a nightmare or fever; rather, it was the cause of my girlfriend’s frugality. She’s an energy-nazi. If I walk out of a room, the lights and ceiling fan better be off or I’m going to hear about it; however, this is not to her detriment. The gratification of the energy-nazi is not instant; instead, it comes at the end of each month in reduced energy costs, and it is substantial.
Maybe that’s what I have a hard time with, instant gratification? I actually appreciate her stinginess, because it saves us money. Although her ability to self-sacrifice in order to save is not a virtue we easily share, I’m learning – quickly.
The point is that there are different views of how to conserve energy and tighten budgets within every energy and money conscious household. Some share the view of my girlfriend and are willing to sweat it out if it means lower costs and higher efficiency, and there are those that want the creature-comforts of cold air during muggy summer nights but are still conservative with their environmental footprint. In reality, the differences between us are quite small when compared to those that do not believe energy conservation is important or leads to lowered budgets.
More importantly, we both strongly agree that our home should be Vampire Proof(TM), or void of all vampire energy use. We try to unplug every electronic that’s not in use, but it’s kind of a ridiculous practice – running around ensuring everything is unplugged. At what point can people like us stop running around like lunatics pulling the plug on glutinous, energy sucking machines?
Unfortunately, having a Vampire Proof(TM) home is not possible without OEM’s manufacturing their consumer electronics and appliances with technology that stops vampire energy dissipation or eventual government mandates that force OEM compliance.
I’m actually in awe of people like my girlfriend or anyone who can pass the marshmallow test with flying colors, but at least she’s understanding. When I came into work this morning, I had the below email in my inbox …
From: Girlfriend
To: Me
Cc:
Subject:
we could have turned the air on low? Sorry you didn’t get any sleep. How about we turn it on for 15 mins tonight and cool the house off before bed?



